Staff Meeting

I can’t stop thinking in quotes.
These conferences, meetings,
think tanks are becoming stories,
fiction, fantasy, too familiar.

She walks into the room, pulls
out a chair and I think, “Of all the
gin joints, in all the towns, in all
the world, she walks into mine…”

I shrug. I don’t even know her
but she looks familiar. And, there’s
Bob from finance looking at his
watch, tut, tutting as the meeting

drones on and on “I’m late! I’m late!
For a very important date! No time
to say hello, goodbye!
I’m late! I’m late! I’m late!”

The discussion becomes a debate,
a persuasion, a plea, degenerates
into talking over each, shouting.
“What we’ve got here is failure to

communicate.”  I can’t help it, I chuckle.
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here!
This is the War Room!” I’m getting a
little worried about my sanity.

“Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL.”

Casablanca
Alice in Wonderland
Cool Hand Luke
Dr. Strangelove
A Space Odyssey

dVerse Verse – OLN 363 — Show Me the Movies Posted by msjadeli
This is a piece I wrote years back.

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27 Responses to Staff Meeting

  1. msjadeli says:

    Debi, I think you and Dora were kindred spirits in your writes. I love the quotes you used and recognized them all. I remember those noxious meetings I used to be forced to attend when I still worked for da man.

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  2. scotthastiepoet says:

    Debi, especially enjoyed th eclever ending here…

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  3. kim881 says:

    I love the way you packed in the movie quotes, Debi. You took me back to staff meetings and drifting off. Life is much easier since I retired – and I can drift off whenever I like!

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  4. Brendan says:

    I spent a career in fluouescent offices of corporate purpose, and the official drone of it was always begging for cinematic flights like this … Wonderfully rendered here. The clip art is arch – supremely purposeful blandness. Roll the tape.

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  5. Frewin55 says:

    I wish I could persuade my chaotic Pakistani bosses to have regular meetings but then again…

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  6. Helen says:

    MY GOODNESS! I led a travel management company with thirty-six staff for years. Cannot tell you how many of these I sat through … I had so many conflicting thoughts cramming my brain. Your poem is excellent, excellent, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Cheers.

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  7. Misky says:

    I had such a grin while reading this. Excellent!

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  8. Colleen@ LOOSELEAFNOTES says:

    I love this famous quotes mix up. I knew them all but one.

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  9. sdtp33 says:

    Very clever and great fun….JIM

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  10. Nicely done, Debi! You handled those quotes perfectly in your poetic story!

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  11. “Bob from finance looking at his
    watch, tut, tutting”

    Fucking Bob!!

    Love it!!

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  12. Sunra Rainz says:

    Oh, you got the atmosphere to the staff meeting just right! How I used to dread those. And I didn’t even realise you’d used the given quotes until afterwards – great wordplay! It made me think of someone whose mind wanders during such meetings and makes fun of her colleagues by likening them to various characters. A fun read 🙂

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  13. dorahak says:

    I can’t think of a better way to endure such dull meetings than to escape through movie lines. The last one was the perfect finish! 😂

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